Ben: "I have an hour, what should I do with it?"

Laura R.: ""Go find someone to date."

Ben: "Did you see the email she sent me? It's completely unambiguous. Drop the class; date more!"

Professor: "Why don't people go live off in the woods in Montana..."

Ben Thurgood: "That's a great idea."

Professor: "...and send letter bombs to people."

Ben: "Uh, not that part."

Liz F to Nasa: "You swore at me in Mongolian?"

Mo: While setting up his Mac to run windows: "I just became a little baby Andrew Heiss today."

Jonathan Ward: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa...they are NOT going to make me use syllabus builder until December!"

Professor: "Debt is just like drugs, sex, and rock and roll. Fun in the right situations, but otherwise not so good."