Professor: If they know the width of your confidence interval the consulting fee goes WAY down!

Jonathan: I'm very much a sniffer.

Mo: ...and there are babies popping out of girls ears....

David C: I like a cold toilet seat.

Kaja: What if there is a dinosaur bone?!

Rachel R: I can't drive! I'm Asian. And a woman.... I can't drive!

Professor: I thought I had a poker face. But I don't have a poker face.

Emily: Matthias, what are you doing after graduation?
Matthias: I don't know... I kinda want to go hog wild! Like... read a real book...

Jeff R: So... I'm assuming Erin will be our sexification monitor?

"Who are you dating?"
Oliver: "Actually, there's a couple of them..."

Ben: "What's wrong with your voice? Did you kiss her too?"
Oliver: "Egh...ugh..sorry. It's early in the morning and I just drank some chocolate milk."

Steve D: Dude, Hotmail has stepped up it's game

"Can I give you a tour of the kissing booth?  Oh, wait, my name's Amanda."
"I'm Joe."
"Nice to meet you.  Ok, let's go."

Professor: "Is it just me who feels discombooberated today?"

Andrew H: Belarus: it's a boondoggle!

"Brett would protect us?" Rebecca Loveland

"Brett was the stick I used to beat you with."  Kate Baxter"

Substitute Professor: If you're part of the Marriott School you're probably a little anal.

Jared H: I'm wondering if you've ever played the NRA version of Chutes and Ladders?...

Jared H: Well, there are lots of blogs out there. Like blogs about parenting... or for me, about guns..."

Professor: If it accelerates your hedgehog, it's good.