Professor: If they know the width of your confidence interval the consulting fee goes WAY down!

Jonathan: I'm very much a sniffer.

Mo: ...and there are babies popping out of girls ears....

David C: I like a cold toilet seat.

Kaja: What if there is a dinosaur bone?!

Rachel R: I can't drive! I'm Asian. And a woman.... I can't drive!

Professor: I thought I had a poker face. But I don't have a poker face.

Emily: Matthias, what are you doing after graduation?
Matthias: I don't know... I kinda want to go hog wild! Like... read a real book...

Jeff R: So... I'm assuming Erin will be our sexification monitor?

"Who are you dating?"
Oliver: "Actually, there's a couple of them..."

Ben: "What's wrong with your voice? Did you kiss her too?"
Oliver: "Egh...ugh..sorry. It's early in the morning and I just drank some chocolate milk."

Steve D: Dude, Hotmail has stepped up it's game

"Can I give you a tour of the kissing booth?  Oh, wait, my name's Amanda."
"I'm Joe."
"Nice to meet you.  Ok, let's go."

Professor: "Is it just me who feels discombooberated today?"

Andrew H: Belarus: it's a boondoggle!

"Brett would protect us?" Rebecca Loveland

"Brett was the stick I used to beat you with."  Kate Baxter"

Substitute Professor: If you're part of the Marriott School you're probably a little anal.

Jared H: I'm wondering if you've ever played the NRA version of Chutes and Ladders?...

Jared H: Well, there are lots of blogs out there. Like blogs about parenting... or for me, about guns..."

Professor: If it accelerates your hedgehog, it's good.

Ben: That's what it makes you be a boy.... that's sentence bad.

Jennica: It was fun being a boy.

Professor: The first thing you must do as a conductor is beat your ictus... If you wanna be followed--hit your ictus!

Andrew H: "I thought that said marriage."
(The board actually said 30-Year Conventional MORTGAGE)
"So yeah... 30-Year Conventional MARRIAGE.... "

Brett: "It's OK, I'm a man."

Amanda Miller:  Do I look like a polygamist?
Jared Hale:  You do look like a polygamist!  You just need the dress!
Amanda Miller:  How do I like like a polygamist with out the dress?

Anthony to Oliver- "Remember those long discussion our first semester about carrying a log... and now you are doing it... by yourself."

Rachel D: So...if smarties make you smart, what do civics make you? And Nutter Butters for that matter...

Tommy: My name is Tommy Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Garrett: "I could really go for some Susan Summers right now. "

Oliver: "Wet dogs just look different than wet humans."

Annonymous: "I always felt like Oliver and Frank should have dated... oh wait."

Professor: "All students are guinea pigs in my mind."

When asking how to get something up on the board in the lounge:
Someone else: "You could submit it to Leli."
Hugh: "I don't trust Leli."
(Followed by a room full of silence.)

Ben: Sometimes I hold my breath until I fall asleep.

Teresa: I just like him as man...

Oliver about Ben: No that's you... Because we don't have an affinity for pants!

Oliver: I found the end of Excel! 104,048,576 rows.

Professor: That just fascinated me... I must be a gerbil at heart.

Jenny: Yeah, Ben is like a furnace... He's so... hhhhot.

Ben: My dream is to sleep in a pile of puppies....