Professor: "I have done brain surgery on mice, a little known fact."
Student presenter: "Can we begin?"
Professor: "I don't know, ask Kristin [Mulderig]."
Professor: "Your gut is valuable."
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Professor: I have a magic meatball...
Monday, December 5, 2011
Jenny B: I don't mind being manipulated sometimes.
Professor: "What's the difference between me and a normal person?"
Bobby: "A lot."
Professor: Derivatives are stinky.
Oliver: "I hate your sister's haircut."
Amanda: "You don't know my sister"
Oliver: "I dated your sister"
Amanda: "She's 11.."
Emily C: You were green so I could do it!
Professor: "If it comes down to he-said she-said it's always she-said."
Leli: Luckily God has to deal with that... unless we're in the red...
Andrew N: I have a grey hair right here (points to his head). Wait, maybe it's right here (points to the other side of his head). No, it's here (points to the first side), but it's new and I'm sure it's because of this semester!!
Char to Mo: "You have the perfect sexy sax man body!"
Karla: (Ben thinks I look mischievous so I told him) "My nickname when I was little was Punky Brewster."
