Student: "Do you have construct validity?"
Professor: "I don't know what that is?"

Andrew N: Be like the frog . . . stuck in a pot.  Churning milk into butter.

Nasa: "Even 'awareness' is spelled wrong! Dangit, Camden, are you American?!?"

Nasa: "I'm sorry, Camden, but you have really small ears."

Professor: When I saw all those pretty Mormon girls I knew the church was true!

Liz: "It's the one with the Beatles!"
Camden: "A Bug's Life?!"
Lynsey: ..."Yellow Submarine?"

Bobby:  So I have been reading this book, Eichmann in Jerusalem...
Professor:  You mean this book that I have right here.....  Suck up.
Bobby:  I don't want to comment anymore.... and my cover looks better.

Erin P: That was a potent pickle... more potent than usual!

Camden: "The world may be our campus, but the Tanner is our world."

While reading her ethics book report book Laura R: "This book stinks!......Like it smells.....like an old basement."

Professor: ‎"If everyone lived their facebook lives, everyone would be really cool."

Dr. A: "I just had a brain cramp! That was as bad as Rick Perry!" (When he forgot a student's name)

Nasa (in the atrium of the Tanner): "Orange Balls!!!!!!"

"You guys have 10 minutes."  Nasa
"I've got a knife."  Nick Baker
"I've got a firework."  Amanda

Lane: "Excuse me, neighbor.  The internet that I am stealing from you isn't working.  Can you reset your modem please?  I'm having a hard time."

Emily to Oliver: She doesn't want your face...

Jenny K: She just wants your body.

When planning post graduation trips:
Cecily:  We should go to Rome.
Leli:  I think Florence is better....no wait I mean Austria.

Erin V: Howard Keel is the epitome of masculine dream boat.

Erin P: No points for virtue ethics!! (Followed by a thumb across the throat gesture with a gruesome sound...)

Michael A: Why don't we just do the test on monkeys... they are our ancestors!

Jenny B: The moment I understood Niels Bohr I realized I could fall of this chair at any moment!  ..... I could!

Professor: When you use that crowbar appropriately it'll do good things for you... if you use it to hit somebody over the head it won't!

Jared H: If you wear a suit in Parowan they'll think you're a doctor.

Professor: In our world of technology that nobody understands but we all play with....

Shelly: Tooele? Is that an Indian tribe?

Shelly: My first level of Hell is boredom. My second level of Hell is ambiguity...I'm in my second level of Hell right now.

(When talking about a transportation system from Eagle Mountain to SLC)
Dustin: Wait! I have the solution! We can enslave magical fairies!! It's low cost. They don't fight....they're very small.
Nick: They haven't unionized....as far as I know. They don't talk! Well, Tinkerbell just jingled.
Dustin: Not many people speak "jingle"

Andrew N: "Give me googledocs or give me death."

Professor: "I don't know why it works, but it does... Maybe Ben knows why it works."

Jason N: "I was stung [by a bee] as a child, but I wasn't a little baby about it."

Andrew: "No, I'm just a femme guy."

Steven: "Nothing wrong with that..."

Lauren: "I'm afraid of explosives."
Lane: "That's just because you haven't played with them."

Jenny B: "I might be an insurrectionist, but...."

Ben: I'm single!
Professor: Well...I'm married