Language Lesson

Bobby to Ruth: How do you say "quitter" in Portuguese?
Ruth: Bobby.

Good to know!

Professor: "I teach this stuff but I don't necessarily know anything."

Eh?

Professor: "And some of you are whatever hats."

Wikipedia

The last paragraph of Josh Rohatinsky's Wikipedia page:

Josh is currently back at BYU studying Public Administration. Three to four times a week, in the MPA break room, Josh participates in TPL (Trash Pig League), where he is currently atop the leaderboard with eight wins. Josh is a competitor and is quoted as saying that "playing in the TPL is more stressful than running in the NCAA championship." Josh has also compared his championship run in the TPL to the Chicago Bulls dynasty of the mid 1990s.

Slight exaggeration

Jeff (pulling out the most random and far-fetched number he possibly could, but for some reason still saying it and being serious about it) : "Those hospital helicopter rides are expensive - they're like $1 million each!"

Rulon (unsuccessfully trying to make Jeff not look stupid): "Yeah, they're pretty expensive...they're actually about $25,000 each, but still - expensive!"

Precious

Cecily: "The exclamation point makes it cute!"

Enchanting

Melissa Porter: ""Okay. I'm going to do the Giselle voice. I need a bird and a squirrel."

Very specific...

Professor: "Strutsy, you know...strutsy?  Like, she was strutsy.  I don't know, just think about the word!"

How to not fail a job interview...

Bobby: "Always wear a shirt, that's where I went wrong."

Effectivity

Bobby: Actually, I think there is a way to measure effctivity... Effectivity?