Student: "Do you have construct validity?"
Professor: "I don't know what that is?"

Andrew N: Be like the frog . . . stuck in a pot.  Churning milk into butter.

Nasa: "Even 'awareness' is spelled wrong! Dangit, Camden, are you American?!?"

Nasa: "I'm sorry, Camden, but you have really small ears."

Professor: When I saw all those pretty Mormon girls I knew the church was true!

Liz: "It's the one with the Beatles!"
Camden: "A Bug's Life?!"
Lynsey: ..."Yellow Submarine?"

Bobby:  So I have been reading this book, Eichmann in Jerusalem...
Professor:  You mean this book that I have right here.....  Suck up.
Bobby:  I don't want to comment anymore.... and my cover looks better.