"Can I give you a tour of the kissing booth?  Oh, wait, my name's Amanda."
"I'm Joe."
"Nice to meet you.  Ok, let's go."

Professor: "Is it just me who feels discombooberated today?"

Andrew H: Belarus: it's a boondoggle!

"Brett would protect us?" Rebecca Loveland

"Brett was the stick I used to beat you with."  Kate Baxter"

Substitute Professor: If you're part of the Marriott School you're probably a little anal.

Jared H: I'm wondering if you've ever played the NRA version of Chutes and Ladders?...

Jared H: Well, there are lots of blogs out there. Like blogs about parenting... or for me, about guns..."