Student: "Do you have construct validity?"
Professor: "I don't know what that is?"
Monday, November 21, 2011
Andrew N: Be like the frog . . . stuck in a pot. Churning milk into butter.
Nasa: "Even 'awareness' is spelled wrong! Dangit, Camden, are you American?!?"
Nasa: "I'm sorry, Camden, but you have really small ears."
Professor: When I saw all those pretty Mormon girls I knew the church was true!
Liz: "It's the one with the Beatles!"
Camden: "A Bug's Life?!"
Lynsey: ..."Yellow Submarine?"
Camden: "A Bug's Life?!"
Lynsey: ..."Yellow Submarine?"
Bobby: So I have been reading this book, Eichmann in Jerusalem...
Professor: You mean this book that I have right here..... Suck up.
Bobby: I don't want to comment anymore.... and my cover looks better.
Professor: You mean this book that I have right here..... Suck up.
Bobby: I don't want to comment anymore.... and my cover looks better.
Erin P: That was a potent pickle... more potent than usual!
Camden: "The world may be our campus, but the Tanner is our world."
While reading her ethics book report book Laura R: "This book stinks!......Like it smells.....like an old basement."
Professor: "If everyone lived their facebook lives, everyone would be really cool."
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Dr. A: "I just had a brain cramp! That was as bad as Rick Perry!" (When he forgot a student's name)
Nasa (in the atrium of the Tanner): "Orange Balls!!!!!!"
"You guys have 10 minutes." Nasa
"I've got a knife." Nick Baker
"I've got a firework." Amanda
"I've got a knife." Nick Baker
"I've got a firework." Amanda
Lane: "Excuse me, neighbor. The internet that I am stealing from you isn't working. Can you reset your modem please? I'm having a hard time."
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Emily to Oliver: She doesn't want your face...
Jenny K: She just wants your body.
Monday, November 7, 2011
When planning post graduation trips:
Cecily: We should go to Rome.
Leli: I think Florence is better....no wait I mean Austria.
Cecily: We should go to Rome.
Leli: I think Florence is better....no wait I mean Austria.
Erin V: Howard Keel is the epitome of masculine dream boat.
Erin P: No points for virtue ethics!! (Followed by a thumb across the throat gesture with a gruesome sound...)
Michael A: Why don't we just do the test on monkeys... they are our ancestors!
Jenny B: The moment I understood Niels Bohr I realized I could fall of this chair at any moment! ..... I could!
Professor: When you use that crowbar appropriately it'll do good things for you... if you use it to hit somebody over the head it won't!
Jared H: If you wear a suit in Parowan they'll think you're a doctor.
Professor: In our world of technology that nobody understands but we all play with....
Shelly: My first level of Hell is boredom. My second level of Hell is ambiguity...I'm in my second level of Hell right now.
(When talking about a transportation system from Eagle Mountain to SLC)
Dustin: Wait! I have the solution! We can enslave magical fairies!! It's low cost. They don't fight....they're very small.
Nick: They haven't unionized....as far as I know. They don't talk! Well, Tinkerbell just jingled.
Dustin: Not many people speak "jingle"
Dustin: Wait! I have the solution! We can enslave magical fairies!! It's low cost. They don't fight....they're very small.
Nick: They haven't unionized....as far as I know. They don't talk! Well, Tinkerbell just jingled.
Dustin: Not many people speak "jingle"
Professor: "I don't know why it works, but it does... Maybe Ben knows why it works."
Jason N: "I was stung [by a bee] as a child, but I wasn't a little baby about it."
Andrew: "No, I'm just a femme guy."
Steven: "Nothing wrong with that..."
Steven: "Nothing wrong with that..."
Lauren: "I'm afraid of explosives."
Lane: "That's just because you haven't played with them."
Lane: "That's just because you haven't played with them."
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