Professor: A lot of the stuff you create in school has the life span of a fruit fly.

Leli to karla (in regards to Karla looking at Landsend.com a webiste her mom sent her, if you look at it you will understand):  "Eww! What are you doing?!... Eww! What are you doing!?" 

Kristin to Bobby: You need to be wearing more revealing clothes.

Bobby: The thing is that with guys, we're all just various stages of ugly. So girls can warm up.

 Bobby: I've long since become a girl...

Bobby: I look at Jeff's abs every day.

Professor: "Ok, let's get back to the obscenity..........................issue."

Professor: I'm going to keep using Rex as my date.

Erin P: I do love a good Mickey

Jared H: "Do you know what's really good for the common cold? GAS CHAMBERS!"

Josh to Bobby: I'm fine being a jerk as long as you realize you're one too.

Bobby:  One of the reasons I love this church is because they stand on moral ground.  The do the right thing saying "damn the consequences!"  Except they wouldn't really say that...

Char: "I was kinda wishing the creepy guy in the mustache would visit me for my birthday."

Professor: "So what is the size of the lake?"
Student: "25 acres."
Jared Hale: "That's a good skinny-dipping lake!"

Professor: "It's not always rainbows and sunshine"

Kate: BACK-STABBER-BURGER!!!!

Jason N to Amanda: "Can I set you up with my friend?  He doesn't wear pants."

(Not sure of the story behind this one... but I really want to know!)

Professor: I have socks big enough to hold that much money.
Student: (In the middle of a thought)...wait did you say sock?

Cameron:  I am training for a marathon
Kate: Which one?
Cameron: The Halloween Marathon
Kate: What are you dressing up as?
Cameron: Um...I thought I would dress up as a...runner.

Ben to Jenny: Come on Jenny, God will bless you with a husband if you do it.

Unknown: If cool is in the dictionary, then funner is a word.

Professor: "The daddy duck says, "QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!" (while clapping his hands) and they all came running back!"

Andrew N: I'm kind of like the devil in this whole situation.

Ben: "It's a good thing that managing a city isn't the same thing as putting cookies in the toaster" as he fanned the smoke from the lounge toaster.

Jennica: Andrew is the answer to pretty much anything.

Bobby: I think I have a much more nuanced approach to breaking the law.

Lauren:  How do I quantify the will of God?
Dr. A:  I would try a pairwise process.

Professor: "Adolphson Airlines, where I'm 95% confidant I can get you there alive!"

Professor: "I'm surprised that I wasn't out there with the dead sheep in the Tooele Valley with the nerve gas all around me."

Professor: "Don't tell me you guessed--pretend like you know it!"

Jenny K.: "The food was bazaar."

Ben: "How bazaar?"

Jenny K.: "We ate the spoon, that's how bazaar!"

Andrew H: If it feels right, do it!

Hugh: After being picked to comment in class, EVERYONE says, "I was just gonna say..."

Amy: "I have a feeling that people have a Neil Diamond relationship with the United Way. Either you love it or hate it."
Teresa: "I LOVE Neil Diamond. I'm not sure how I feel about United Way..."

Jenny B: But I don't like what my soul is! I want to be a better person!

Steven: "I do believe there was a time for unions, but times have changed.  I mean, blacks are allowed in schools!"

Char: "I want a quote up there..."

Bobby: "I kinda just want to hug Dr. Hart"

Mo: "It's like me having a heart to be a ninja, but not having the skills to be a ninja."

Warren: If you take the "outing" out of "scouting" all you have is "sc" and that's just no fun!